Dish Upon a Star

It’s hard to know…

Posted on: July 2, 2010

…where the crazy ends and the insanity begins. Lots of shakeups in the world, the most catastrophic being that Kelsey Grammer is divorcing his little lady Godiva. I was rooting for the blonde waif, especially since she didn’t ruin her figure by birthing a child. Poor Lady, she will be traded in–except she’s now on one of the Real Housewives franchises. Funny how many of those housewives are not wives at all. I thought Kelsey was cute for about 5 minutes in the 80s, until I learned about his penchant for strippers, narcotics and booze–not that there’s anything wrong with that. I enjoy him on a small screen and am torn about whether to spend the $$$ to see La Cage Aux Folles. Thoughts, JJ?

If you weren’t already shocked: Dean McDermott fell off his bike. I can see Tori Spelling, her skeletor legs pumping through the sand to get to her injured (flatulent) man, with cameras trailing behind her.

Oh right, Mel Gibson showed us he hasn’t changed since the Sugar Tits incident. His recent ex had recorded his ick and Gibson’s lackeys are working to keep the hate-filled rant out of court. In 1994, he was hot. Now he’s a greasy and sad. His ex-wife got the best of him (which, in his case, is always the worst).

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