Dish Upon a Star

Countdown to Matrimony: Wedding Movie #15

Posted on: January 1, 2011

Wedding Slashers: Unwatchable movie about a heroine and her murdering family. Worse line ever: “You’re going to get a spanking, little girl.” and “You live until death.” This could be a first-year film student project. The acting is atrocious (on the level of porn), the humor is beyond sophomoric and cliche. The heroine is totally unlikeable, a moody sad sack who bemoans her heritage. Oh woe is me that my family is killing everyone associated with me. Dish says, move to freaking Brazil, you melancholy mess! How thankful I am that the only horror in my family is…well…a love of what rhymes with shmalcohol.

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