Dish Upon a Star

Simon Le Bon’s Beard Is Growing On Me

Posted on: February 4, 2011

Sometimes electrolysis isn’t enough. When you get older–not that I would know this–unwanted hair grows even more and in the strangest places. I imagine Simon is tired of shaving and wants to mark this new Mark Ronson era of Duran Duran with sweaty egg-salad-catching face fur. I like it.

What I don’t like is when VH1 airs the Superbowl Jams (on which DD played) at the same time as The Office (TG’s favorite show). For the last half hour, I manically switched back and forth. Tonight’s Office stunk hard and I missed most of DD’s set. To cap off the night, TG said Duran Duran was “kind of old and flat.” I’m not speaking to him right now.

Let’s pretend nothing happened. Julia might be in talks to star as the Evil Queen in The Brothers Grimm: Snow White. Could be genius or terrible casting. It depends on the angle, will she be adult-evil or kid-evil?

My latest genius coupling: Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen. Is it true he’s doing rehab at home with an addiction specialist? I guess I could be an addiction specialist (see all previous posts).


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