Dish Upon a Star

Dish’s Daily Tarot

Posted on: May 12, 2011

2 of Swords: Again? It’s like she’s stalking you. Okay, here’s the deal. You have a difficult choice to make. Brad Pitt and George Clooney each have professed their love to you. Do you act with your heart or your head? Brad’s star power isn’t what it used to be (Benjamin Button, Troy, Meet Joe Crap)and he’s with the kids and Angelina all the time; George Clooney is super-funny, always in style, and can act his butt off but he’ll never marry you and you have a good chance of getting into a motorcycle accident with him. Oh forget it, you’re blind. But you have a great opportunity to think through your terrible situation with reason rather than hormones.

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