Dish Upon a Star

Who in Hades’s Blazes Is This Creature?

Posted on: July 27, 2011

A slow news day: Julia Roberts ad for L’Oreal by Lancome (chapeau over the “o”) was pulled in UK for excessive airbrushing. I agree. She looks like a Disney princess and not the Julia we’ve grown old with over the last 20 years. Shame on Lancome! And besides, wouldn’t you want to buy the awesome ALL-NATURAL AND EFFECTIVE skin care products that Dishbrother makes? Yes, yes and yes.

Alex Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth have split. Dishfriend will be VERY happy about this. She’s been jonesing for this blond Adonis for ages. And she’s not even into blonds! Such is Alex’s allure.

Selma Blair finally popped. A boy. Yay! She’d been pregnant for at least 15 months.

There is talk that another woman–not just Lady Long Distance–may have come between Kat Von D and Jesse James. But then, talk is cheap. I would believe just about anything because that’s how I roll my dough. The problem is that KVD just got JJ tattooed on her fine self, which leads me to think she angled for permanence with him and… well…something significant *must* have caused this split. That’s their business. Let’s talk more about me…

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