Dish Upon a Star

All About Weiners

Posted on: September 16, 2011

As SJP says in First Wives Club, it’s class all the way: Tareq Salahi is filing for divorce against his fellow famewhoring spouse and claims that Journey guitarist Neal Schon sent him a pic of his wang to flaunt the affair. In other penis news: the penis on Mila Kunis cell phone, which had been hacked, was NOT that of Justin Timberlake. Then in other shocking reports, Melissa Rivers’s BF — Name? Does it really matter? — is out of the picture when caught appearing in adult picture.

I will attempt to clean my mind with a belated viewing of The Secret Circle. Review to come.

The Emmys are on Sunday. My girl Jane Lynch is hosting.

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