Dish Upon a Star

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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affect are having #3. It seems Hillary Duff can’t do Bonnie and Clyde because she’s pregs. I was waiting for her to blow away Faye Dunaway’s performance. Kim Stewart and Benicio Del Toro are now the parents of a baby girl.

The most important was The Glee Project last night. This was TG’s favorite show of the season and it’s the happiest I’ve seen him since he discovered livestreaming episodes of The Munsters on Netflix. The person I wanted to win didn’t. Well, she sort of did. Ugh… This was why I left teaching.

Just saw some pics of Kim Kardashian in wedding regalia: love the dress, makeup, veil–but the hair is severely boring. If only JJ had been there to help her.

For now Dish is partaking in the deliciously bad Lifetime or Hallmark Honeymoon for One starring vixen Nicollette Sheridan (the funnest Desperate Housewife of them all) and Sense and Sensibility hunk Greg Wise. The flick is a step down for both of them, but it’s $$$ and a girl’s gotta make a buck and there are mush brains like Dish who will appreciate watching the contrived cute-meet as Greg smacks into Nicollette and they hate each other for no reason. She’s on her honeymoon after her boring fiancĂ© cheats on her. So cute and not cliche at all is when she wears her Loboutins around the Irish countryside, doing some adorable teetering before falling in the creek. Wonder if she’ll realize the truth of life, slow down and enjoy the scenery with Irish Spring Greg.

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For a few years now I’ve wondered when Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony would divorce, which is cruel of me. They announced their split yesterday. I remember when they got married. June 5, 2004, the day Ronald Reagan died (I think). What a sweet couple, though it seemed like a rebound marriage. She’d been engaged to Ben Affleck and Marc Anthony had only recently divorced from his wife. Jennifer is larger than life, a burst of sunshine on the screen. Every time she appeared with MA, she seemed bigger–though I have a large faction of Marc Anthony fans who felt she tainted him and his career. He’s looked terrible of late, withering to nothing and hiding behind sunglasses. I won’t speculate any more. I just hope the split is amicable for them both.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills wife Taylor is divorcing Russell, who seemed like a total jackass. Maybe he volunteered for a shelter in his spare time. Benefit of the doubt?

In happier news, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manillo finally got married in a private ceremony away from the hullabaloo. Yeah, I’m sure their nuptials would have been flooded with paps. Forgive the snarkiness. TG has strep throat. Today is our six-month anniversary but he is on the couch, healing. Even sick, he is a joy to be with.