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The big news was that Beyonce is preggo. The baby is due in February (which in celeb-speak means January). Dish thinks she looks a little further along than 3 or 4 months. I’m thinking Beyonce is America’s sweetheart and has been for a very long time. And preggo or not, she danced her face off on last night’s show. So, the VMAs were just okay. Nothing too drastic other than Gaga’s being in drag, her monologue and flirting with Britney. I would have loved to see a makeout session but Brit has become very Stepford of late. I guess she doesn’t want to shock her “babies.” Actually, it would have been funner to see Kanye and Jay Z make out. The VMAs reminded me of how much I love Bruno Mars.

A shocker of a twist: It seems Lost star Matthew Fox punched a woman in Cleveland after she wouldn’t let him on her party bus. It’s tough once you’re no longer on a hit show. Also tough knowing that you’re not the greatest actor but can do the good-guy thing really, really well–but so can Jon Tenney and Michael Vartan and Vartan’s biggest vice seems to be online poker (which he admitted on Regis and Kelli and, yes, it’s sad that I know this). Bad things (and bad TV shows) happen in Cleveland. Punching a woman in face/stomach = in need of serious therapy and, oh, I don’t know…JAIL?


Dishbrother, wish granted. New dirt on Britney Spears, and I mean, dirt. It may not be true, probably isn’t, but here goes! Her former bodyguard Fernando Flores is suing her, I guess, for like sexual harassment (did not read article thoroughly b/c attention span at 0). He says her personal hygiene is not so great. She picks her nose and passes gas (which a real person would never do). Despite all the advances she made, he wouldn’t succumb cause she stank. I’m sorry, Dish finds this hard to believe. Britney must smell like orchids and bubble gum. And if you love the stars, you put on that gas mask, look the other way and please the Queen Bee. Oh well, I wasn’t there.

Other than TG cooking a great dinner, my big excitement today was seeing the trailer for Dream Home, starring newly married in real life, Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz: First priority: see if they have on-screen chemistry. I couldn’t see it. Maybe they were being cautious. My second observation: I do not like Daniel when his hair gets too long. Third: This flick looks scary as sh*t which means I have to see it!

Kim Kardashian has psoriasis.