Dish Upon a Star

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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affect are having #3. It seems Hillary Duff can’t do Bonnie and Clyde because she’s pregs. I was waiting for her to blow away Faye Dunaway’s performance. Kim Stewart and Benicio Del Toro are now the parents of a baby girl.

The most important was The Glee Project last night. This was TG’s favorite show of the season and it’s the happiest I’ve seen him since he discovered livestreaming episodes of The Munsters on Netflix. The person I wanted to win didn’t. Well, she sort of did. Ugh… This was why I left teaching.

Just saw some pics of Kim Kardashian in wedding regalia: love the dress, makeup, veil–but the hair is severely boring. If only JJ had been there to help her.

For now Dish is partaking in the deliciously bad Lifetime or Hallmark Honeymoon for One starring vixen Nicollette Sheridan (the funnest Desperate Housewife of them all) and Sense and Sensibility hunk Greg Wise. The flick is a step down for both of them, but it’s $$$ and a girl’s gotta make a buck and there are mush brains like Dish who will appreciate watching the contrived cute-meet as Greg smacks into Nicollette and they hate each other for no reason. She’s on her honeymoon after her boring fiancĂ© cheats on her. So cute and not cliche at all is when she wears her Loboutins around the Irish countryside, doing some adorable teetering before falling in the creek. Wonder if she’ll realize the truth of life, slow down and enjoy the scenery with Irish Spring Greg.


3:15 pm, between 18th and 19th on Seventh Avenue. I crawled my way home after a run and saw Carla from Cheers, pulling her hood over her face to deflect the rain. Love her! Would she have cared if I’d told her how much Born to Run by Christopher MacDougall was inspiring me? Maybe not.

Lots o’ procreatin’ and recreatin’: Can you believe Hillary Duff is preggo? I’m shocked they’d let a sixteen-year-old have sex. Oh wait…maybe she’s aged since The Perfect Man starring her and Heather Locklear (who got engaged this weekend). Partying aficionado Tara Reid got married hours after being engaged to Zack Kehayov. Efficient! Jessica Alba popped out a girl.

Today’s Douchefest: Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry are thoroughly running for Prez. Bachmann is way smarter than Palin but, yish, she answered very few of David Gregory’s questions on Meet The Press. Does she not realize how antiquated her views are? And Rick Perry’s syrup fulfilled my sugar quota for the day. Americans must be smart enough to see through both of them. I don’t see a single viable candidate anywhere (Hillary?).

Indiana State Fair stage collapsed, killing five and injuring countless others. Too sad for words.