Dish Upon a Star

Posts Tagged ‘Justin Timberlake

As SJP says in First Wives Club, it’s class all the way: Tareq Salahi is filing for divorce against his fellow famewhoring spouse and claims that Journey guitarist Neal Schon sent him a pic of his wang to flaunt the affair. In other penis news: the penis on Mila Kunis cell phone, which had been hacked, was NOT that of Justin Timberlake. Then in other shocking reports, Melissa Rivers’s BF — Name? Does it really matter? — is out of the picture when caught appearing in adult picture.

I will attempt to clean my mind with a belated viewing of The Secret Circle. Review to come.

The Emmys are on Sunday. My girl Jane Lynch is hosting.

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What brilliance, these soldiers. How better to meet a celeb than to fight for your country? First Mila Kunis, now Justin. Next, Linda Hamilton? It’s great press. A warped person would fake terminal cancer to meet a celeb (this might have been an episode of South Park). I love the cojones of these brave soldiers. I hope this Marine Corps Ball is a lot of fun! Why did I not enlist?

Can we stop with all the Casey Anthony sightings? She’s been spotted all over the country.

James Franco split up with the woman he’d been quietly dating these last 5 years. Tee hee. I don’t know what to say to this, but it made me laugh for the first time this week.

Meanwhile, Dish runs in zig zag fashion, hoping no one gets a good shot.