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3:15 pm, between 18th and 19th on Seventh Avenue. I crawled my way home after a run and saw Carla from Cheers, pulling her hood over her face to deflect the rain. Love her! Would she have cared if I’d told her how much Born to Run by Christopher MacDougall was inspiring me? Maybe not.

Lots o’ procreatin’ and recreatin’: Can you believe Hillary Duff is preggo? I’m shocked they’d let a sixteen-year-old have sex. Oh wait…maybe she’s aged since The Perfect Man starring her and Heather Locklear (who got engaged this weekend). Partying aficionado Tara Reid got married hours after being engaged to Zack Kehayov. Efficient! Jessica Alba popped out a girl.

Today’s Douchefest: Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry are thoroughly running for Prez. Bachmann is way smarter than Palin but, yish, she answered very few of David Gregory’s questions on Meet The Press. Does she not realize how antiquated her views are? And Rick Perry’s syrup fulfilled my sugar quota for the day. Americans must be smart enough to see through both of them. I don’t see a single viable candidate anywhere (Hillary?).

Indiana State Fair stage collapsed, killing five and injuring countless others. Too sad for words.


Netflix prices are going up significantly. Those f*ckers. Hitting Dish where she lives. They know they’ve got a good product. I love hate them!

Today was a day for grim news. Say a prayer for the family of Leibby Kletzky, a nine-year-old Brooklyn boy who went missing yesterday and whose body was found today, victim of a grizzly murder. This is one of the few times when I wish New York had the death penalty.

RIP to Sherwood Schwartz–genius creator of The Brady Bunch.

We need a little cheering up, don’t we? Ted Danson has been cast to take over the lead in CSI. I’m a huge Marg Helgenberger fan but I need more than one awesome star to get me to watch a show. This might do it. I heart Ted, especially since he’s been playing these creepy roles (Damages).

Rodney King was busted again. He is still one handsome son of a gun. Even though he’s a screwup, he will always have one good sentence (Can’t we all just get along?). Isn’t that what Hemingway tried to achieve?

Rumor has it Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron are dating exclusively. Huh? I can see it sort of. Her star power has faded in the last few years so it’s a strategic choice on her part. Though, Green Lantern. Hmmmm.

Oh, Michele Bachmann has blown any chance she might have had to be President. You just don’t go against the gays. They are too powerful and awesome.

TG’s quote of the day: “Men are from gin, women are from Diet Sprite.”